Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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