i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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