u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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