Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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