Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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