It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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