We're like a lot better than the average bears
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize