I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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