ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
?
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Randomize
