Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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