By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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