what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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