So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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