Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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