I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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