I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize