no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Randomize
