Whoa Z and x make the same sound
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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