you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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