so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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