Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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