are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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