i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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