i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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