I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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