He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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