i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
