you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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