god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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