So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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