I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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