If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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