oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I lost the right to judge tonight
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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