I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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