am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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