Plan B is the new Plan A
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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