Whats the glycemic index on semen?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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