I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
