look no pants
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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