Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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