I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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