yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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