omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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