He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
