is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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