ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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