We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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