belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Randomize
