life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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