therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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