I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
