Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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