Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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