Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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