so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Randomize
